Come away with me
Fucking twat.
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“I’m an adult”, I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.
(Source: beeleebay, via saxyandiknowit)
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my blog is authorisedbytheaustraliangovernmentcanberra
(Source: rapbattling, via one-direction-in-the-tardis)
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why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong
(via boggartsaremyboggarts)
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I Must Confess in Threes
- Blab: Three secrets I'm keeping.
- Mwah: Three people I'd like to kiss.
- Similar: Three members of the same sex I find attractive.
- Different: Three members of the opposite sex I find attractive
- Pastime: Three hobbies I have that I would be embarrassed to know someone discovered.
- Doing: Three habits that I have.
- Psst: Three things that I've always wanted to tell you.
- Shh: Three things I wouldn't wan't my parents to know
- Dream: Three wishes I have.
- Want: Three things I would do to you if we were alone.
